What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:13

-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Live and Let Die
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”